JOKE: You Can Never Please A Women

A group of girlfriends are on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". 

Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in. 

The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. 

"We have 5 floors. 

Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. 

It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "ALL THE MEN ON THIS FLOOR ARE SHORT AND PLAIN." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "ALL THE MEN HERE ARE SHORT AND HANDSOME."

Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up...

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "ALL THE MEN HERE ARE TALL AND PLAIN". They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up. 

On the fourth floor, the sign says: "ALL THE MEN HERE ARE TALL AND HANSOME. THEY ARE RICH AND PERFECTLY BUILT".

The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor. There they find a sign that reads: 

"THERE ARE NO MEN HERE. THIS FLOOR WAS BUILT ONLY TO PROVE THAT THERE IS NO WAY TO PLEASE A WOMAN!"

Malu sudah! Haha.. Its only a joke. BUT the joke can maybe be real.

Again, i only talk with facts and life experiences.

had been and had also seen things like this happen.

even my man Tupac was on the same page..

"it wouldnt work, because i was too nice?"

Hahaha, its like the same as for the guy going to a job interview and the company saying;

"You have a great resume, you have all the qualifications we are looking for but we're not going to hire you. we will however use your resume as the basis for comparison for all other applicants. But, we are going to hire somebody who is far less qualified and is probably an alcoholic. and if he doesn't work out, we'll hire somebody else, BUT still not you. In fact we will never hire you. but we will call you from time to time to complain about that scumbag that we hired"