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Friday, May 27, 2011

Tips Moving On


L.O.V.E
apenda tu? klau kau tanya brader EMO ni depa kata.
"L: Lake of sorrows O: Ocean of tears V: Valley of death E: End of life"
WOW!

klau kau tanya brader2 PIMP/ Players pulak depa kata;
LOVE, Legs Open Very Easily
Astagha! 

Nat King Cole pulak kata;
L is for the way you look at me, O is for the only one I see
 V is very, very, extraordinary, E is even more than anyone that you adore!


LIKE LIKE LIKE :)

abg hati batu plak kata
LOVE is a four letter word. pfft!
kena dump nangis pulak. hahaha..
*hamboi, teruk bebenar

LOVE mmg best bro! Tapi yg buat seksa ni BREAK UPS.

Mcm mana kau nak get over dengan EX kau?
takkan sampai ke tua nak melarat kowt?
hidup lah dlam dunia realiti, kluar lah dari hidup drama filipina kau!

meh sini aku kongsi sikit pengalaman.
i know its hard after u've given "YOUR ALL", but u need to keep moving forward.
so starting with:

1. Berhenti fikir Ex kau tu TERBAIK dari ladang

Tolong lah, jangan lah buat perangai mcm Ex kau ni,
ciptaan tuhan yg paling sempurna. Takde orang yg lagi bagus dari dia.
korg break tu pun mesti ada sebab kan.
try buat list ttg keburukkan dia. 
dia kentut bau petai ke, taik lalat besar nak mampus ker.
klau tak cukup, panggil member2 kau kutuk dia. 
haha.. panggil member kau yg mulut paling lancang punya.
buat lah ape2 pun janji kau dapat bukak mata sikit, 
yg EX kau ni takdelah best mana pun. maybe ada yg lagi TERBAYEK!

2. JANGAN CONTACT DIA LAGI!

pada aku, ini lah tips yang PALING2 penting!
lepas dah break, kau MIA (missing in action) terus.
jangan contact langsung!
mungkin dulu korg pernah buat janji nak stay friends lah ape lah, 
kau buat janji manis "ill always be there for you, blaa blaa blaaa.."
JUST FORGET IT!
kenape? klau kau kau still stay contacts, kau mcm mintak jadi gila bayang utk BERBULAN dan tak terkejut, MUNGKIN BERTAHUN. klau panjang umur kau, mungking berabad.
akan datang on-again-off-again uncertainty.
so throw out her phone number, stop texting, unfriend from facebook.
bayangkan lah, klau kau dah try to move on n doing fine.
pastu one day, entah mana2 lelaki muka pelik ada dkat profile dia.
ape pulak kau rasa? pastu dia tukar relationship status

time tu lah kau menyesal tak ikut cakap aku.. Haha!

3. WORK OUT

Bila dah breakup nie, baru lah kau sedar yg masa kau rupanya BANYAK!
maybe kau tak tau ape nak buat dgn masa korg tu.
so aku cadangkan kau pergi gym atau jogging.
gym & taman permainan ni byk pompuan. pegi lah bercuci cuci mata :P
mana tau ada pulak yg kau berkenan dkat gym tu kan.. haha.
then, getting in shape pun boleh boost kau punya self- confidence
dan kau akan kelihatan TIP TOP utk First Date yg akan dtg :)

woot2! amoi jogging weyh, cepat kejar!! hehe..

4. AVOID LAH TEMPAT2 YG DIA SLALU LEPAK

klau kau dah tau, dia ni suka Tosai dkat Kayu Nasi Kandar Ampang,
tapi kau pun suka Mee Goreng Mamak dkat sana jugak.
aku recomend dgn kau, lupakan jelah Mee Goreng Mamak Kayu kau tu.
takut bukan mee yg kau telan, HATI yg kau telan.
kadang2 kena buat some small2 sacrifice's
but trust me, its just a small price to pay for peace of mind.
very2 awkward moments. sgt tak best!

5. TRASH THOSE LELEH2 MUSIC


andai dapat ku undur masa - AXL, taman rashidah utama - wings,
di ambang wati -Wings, heartless - Kanye West, That should be me - Justin Beaver,
dan sebagainya. TAPI LAGU YANG KORANG KENA JAUHI SAMA SEKALI:

CINTA TIGA SEGI!
Mail Lambung pun nanges lah dengar.
Break Ups dah lah menyedihkan, kau tambah pulak dgn lagu2 ni.
pastu sambil layan2 lagu2 nie kau teringat balik kisah2 suka duka korg.
sepatutnya kau cepat2 lupakan. byk lagi kerja lain yg korg nak buat.
tu ha, homework, mak mintak tolong, member ajak futsal, bapak suruh kemas kandang lembu.
 dari kau duk melayan perasaan. baik kau buat perkara2 berfaedah.

aku cadangkan EMINEM!

Puke, Bagpipes from Baghdad, Almost Famous, So Bad, and etc..
seriously lyrics dia boleh bagi strength.
kau igt kau F*cked Up, dia lagi F Up. haha..
lyrics dia bley buat kau jadi benci Ex kau.
& i think thats a good sign dalam moving on.



6. THROW EVERYTHING THAT REMINDS OF HER


Kad Raya, Kad Valentines, Teddy Bear bucuk, Love Letters, Text Messages,
gambar2 korg berdua. Smua buang. lagi cepat kau buang lagi cepat kau get over her.

tapi klau dia pernah hadiahkan kau handphone BB, boot Nike Mercurial ke
yg tu jgn jadi extremist sgt. tu kau simpan lah. hehe..

7. LEPAK DENGAN MEMBER2

masa korg couple dulu, kau abaikan member2 kau. 
psal setuju atau tidak, bercouple ni merompak masa korg.
dulu jadi "abang ade hal" . haha.. calling jer ada hal.
tapi skrg dah single, pegi lah reconnect balik dgn member2.
pada aku, gelak ketawa dgn member2 adalah moment paling best.
lupa kejap masalah dunia. 


8. GUNAKAN KEBEBASAN KAU & NIKMATI

freedom dari comitment. buat lah ape kau nak buat.
tak payah nak message2 24/7, kau nak tidor spanjang hari, 
kau nak tgk bola spanjang hari, ambik hobi2 baru..
buat benda2 yg kau tak bley buat masa couple
sentiasa jadi kan diri kau sibuk, takde masa nak pikir psal dia.

9. REMEMBER THOSE BAD TIMES

kalau kau teringat ttg good moments mesti lah kau nak pegi balik ke EX kau.
tapi klau kau igt bad moments, time dia curang ke, time dia membebel tak berenti seminggu,
time dia tumbuk kau sampai mata lebam. Hamboi! ganazzz..
mesti korg takde rasa nak balik semula.


hahaha.. Insyallah dgn cara2 nie and a lot of WILLPOWER!
korg akan berjaya move on. tapi klau dah jodoh tu, mmg tak kemana..
as hard as u chase / avoid, it will catch u some day :)

sekian sahaja technique move on aku.
pada mereka2 yg baru break up ingatlah kata2 pujangga abg aku 50 Cent.
"i was born alone, i die alone"
god brought u to this world with only yourself, that is what you only need in life.
GOOD LUCK (^^)b

Saturday, May 7, 2011

Footy Humour: Ronaldo, Alves, Drogba, Mascherano, Robben came from the same Football Academy



Cristiano Ronaldo


Didier Drogba


Borat.. Oppss sorry, its Mascherano the Rapist


Dani Alves


Jabulanni! NO! Thats Robben..

WONDER WHAT?!
everyone of them came from the same FOOTBALL ACADEMY!
 yup, they came from this one:


Errm, was that HOUSE?
Haha.. This is what they learned back in the days..
Let the rebungnya curved bamboo (direct translation from google)
Melentur buluh biar dari rebung nya. Ye dok? Haha..
omputeh mana ada peribahasa sedap2

But this one (rooney) is from a different school

WWF Wrestling Academy maybe :)

Thursday, May 5, 2011

The UEFA Champions League Conspiracy


To be writing this article may seem a bit LOCO (crazy)
But I dont give a damn anymore. 
To me the way Uefa are treating Barcelona is way too much.
Its getting a bit TOO OBVIOUS.
even if you're a Barcelona fan will see this phenomena happening.
*you must be BLIND or just SIMPLY STUPID to deny this conspiracy happening.
i myself have been a fan of Barcelona,
they have been playing good football and are a superb team
But why do they need something disgraceful like this..

Remember Chelse vs Barcelona at Stamford Bridge 2009?
where Drogba shouted: "Its A FUCKING Disgrace!"

Actually, it was a Fucking Disgrace..
No better words to describe it more.
just watch this video to refresh your mind about what happen. 

Ofcourse Drogba is one of the Best Actors in Football.
but that night, it was waaay to obvious that the 
referee( Tom Henning Ovrebo) was the joke.

and Barcelona won the 2009 Champions League.

Then last season's Barcelona vs Inter Milan (Semi Final's)
the game just started, 26 mins. (current aggregate 1-3, inter)
Thiago Motta was red carded for a very small occasion.
*hoping, Barcelona could have plenty of time to level the aggregate.
It was near the center line, no goal oppurtunity what so ever,
just a little slap in the face.


Does this really deserve a RED CARD?
owh come on!
But lucky, Inter Milan went into the final's (agg 3-2) and brought back the Champions League as
WORTHY CHAMPIONS!

and this season was the CLIMAX of this Bernabeu Conspiration.

Starting of the season.
Barcelona was settled in a quite COMFORTABLE group


actually, all the POWERHOUSE's of Europe have been put in a comfortable zone.
how is this possible to be happening?
we can clearly see who's going to be proceeding to the knockouts.
this could be explained by the


HOT AND COLD BALLS
the balls with Europe's Powerhouse may be heated up.
so they could be differentiated from the Underdogs. 
But why? Why are they doing this? 
TO MAKE THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE MUCH MORE EXCITING!
group stages, the team could bench their stars and avoid injuries.
saving them for the Knock Outs.

Then during the first Knock Out stage.
Barcelona vs Arsenal.
Arsenal was leading 2-1 on aggregate.
and were ROBBED by the senting of Robin Van Persie.



once again BULLSHIT!
how could he hear that wisel. why just cant the reff carry on the game.
just bring out the ball from the net and continue.
is it really necessary to wave a RED CARD?
who else could score a goal other than him for Arsenal?
perfect timing for a sent off (1-1,)
and the game ended 3-1, agg 4-3.


and the most recent event was the EL-CLASSICO!

Sergio Fucking Busquets (Best Actor)


Daniel Alves (This is GENIUS!)

even the legendary referee Colina could be fooled by this
and Pepe was sent off. then came the goals (2-0, first leg)

then the Mourinho sent off

which he claimed he just ;
“I didn't say anything to the referee,’’ said Mourinho of his dismissal. “I simply laughed and showed my thumbs up.

which manager could face this kind of situation rationally?
even the Pope could get furious watching his team being treated that way.
at times like this, you're team needs their manager.
a person who conducts the play and formation.
giving crucial instructions from the lines

Playing 10 Men + Key Defender Sent Off + Manager Off = Destruction!

END Of a dreadful First Leg (0-2)
OFF WE GO TO THE SECOND LEG

MASCHERANO! 
(main segampang muka!)



This one WAS THE BOMB!
Barcelona totally robbed Real Madrid.
whats more suprising is that mourinho expected this kind off shit to happen
after the first leg of the Semi Final this is what Mourinho said:

and it exactly happen!
you dont need to be a wizard to know that!
with barcelona, everything will go their way.

maybe Mascherano came to Spanish League to play Womens Basketball.
i dont know. He's a Fanny! A pussy!
Disgrace to the Argentinians who always stand their ground.
MARADONNA! TEVEZ! RIQULME!

LIONEL MESSI. LEGEND!

Why does the whole team isnt afraid to be booked for diving?

Busquets is doing it AGAIN AGAIN AND AGAIN!
so is Mascherano, Daniel Alves, Pedro.


THEY ARE NOT AFRAID OF DOING IT.
THEY ARE MOST WELCOMED TO DO IT!

and one BIG question i would like to ask Everyone.
HAS PEP GUARDIOLA EVER COMPLAINT ABOUT CHAMPIONS LEAGUE REFEREE'S ?

Last but not least, let me show you what Jose Mourinho said recently;
we both have the same belief of this conspiracy.
and we both hate it.
its ruining the game..


i dont expect everyone to BELIEVE me. But i just hope everyone could;
OPEN YOUR EYE'S AND THINK!
*can a string of events happen as a coincidence? 

I really hope for a CLEAN AND FAIRLY played Final at Wembley.

Monday, May 2, 2011

Perempuan yg Tak Takut Rimau



(^.^)\
SALUTE!
Haha.. Pompuan dalam video ni mmg giler kentang.
Dia buat Cheetah's ni nampak mcm kucing2 jer.
Pergh respek2! aku rasa laki2 gantang pun akan tercirit jumpa rimau nie.
Hehe..

Dlam video nie Marlice Van Der Merwe ni citer psal mcm mana nak berhadapan dgn cheetah's
Susah nak dengar dgn French overdub.
tapi jgn risau. Fred tau french. hehe..
dia khabor; 
JANGAN LARI!, constantly maintain eye contatct 
& kibas tangan mcm dia (bukan mcm usop wilcha) 

tapi cakap senang lah, cuba try buat tengok!
Ahahaa..

Sunday, May 1, 2011

From Singaperbangsa Krawang With Love


Untuk pengetahuan anda smua. 
Stadium Home Pelita Jaya namanya begitu.
Singapore + Bangsar =
Singaperbangsa, Kerawang, Indonesia.

So mesti korg dah agak kan. Ini mesti psal Safee Sali score lagi.
100% anda betul!

Striker number 1 kita gegar gawang lagi sekali. 
minggu lepas lawan Arema tak score.
tapi Alhamdulillah, smalam (1 Mei 2011) score.


Haa! tuuu dia. Dah score buat HEART CELEBRATION.
salah satu cara nak celbrate yg bagi aku humble..


i HEART you! (mungkin kah dituju kepada rakyat Malaysia?)


i tu corazon (in spanish)


galon i chi (in welsh)

tiga2 Legend dalam Liga masing2.

"muka LEGEND, tapi hati cute.."

aku sumbat sekali video Pelita Jaya vs Arema score 1-0
**walaupun Safee Sali tak score..